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How to Tick People OFF ! : Digital Uslessness

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
  4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”
  7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.”

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Digital Uslessness

Spleak is everywhere for Celeb Gossip

Yes, spleak is almost everywhere on internet, she is sharing CelebGossip brilliantly, but hey being a geek I am intrested in it..i’ve added her in my msn just to sort the difficult vocab for me, but I noticed her nick always. Each and everytime she comes with a really attractive gossip but not enough attractive for me to go after it. May be the automated news about the new and hot gadgets will work for! Nice idea though..

Check it out her all presence spots..

Crazy Clocks and Numbers Land

Very Interesting Read from CNN SL I-Reports

Crazy Clocks and Numbers Land

If you are crazy about Clocks and Numbers, this is the land for you.
This is Clock Island, this small piece of land is located at 88, 75, 45
Urasima. There are crazy numbers walking around and making all
different noises, very fun to take a walk around.
If you are crazy about Clocks and Numbers, this is the land for you.
This is Clock Island, this small piece of land is located at 88, 75, 45
Urasima. There are crazy numbers walking around and making all
different noises, very fun to take a walk around.

Unfortunate Vista Ad Placement (pic)

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Opposite Proverbs

  • All good things come to those who wait. /\ Time and tide wait for no man.
  • The pen is mightier than the sword. /\ Actions speak louder than words.
  • Wise men think alike. /\ Fools seldom differ.
  • The best things in life are free. /\ There’s no such thing as a free lunch .
  • Slow and steady wins the race. /\ Time waits for no man .
  • Look before you leap. /\ Strike while the iron is hot .
  • Do it well, or not at all. /\ Half a loaf is better than none.
  • Birds of a feather flock together. /\ Opposites attract.
  • Don’t cross your bri dg es before you come to them. /\ Forewarned is forearmed.
  • Doubt is the beginning of wisdom. /\ Faith will move mountains.
  • Great starts make great finishes. /\ It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
  • Practice makes perfect. /\ All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
  • Silence is golden. /\ The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
  • You’re never too old to learn. /\ You can’t teach an old dog new tricks
  • What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. /\ One man’s meat is another man’s
  • poison.
  • Absence makes the heart grow fonder. /\ Out of sight, out of mind.
  • Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. /\ Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.



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